WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Coffee 5:53 Sat Oct 27
Saturday football
BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION vs WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS
If syllables equal goals, then we’re in for a cracking old draw at the Amex.* Sadly they don’t, but this offers an intriguing battle between two of the season’s leading mid-table sides and their managers: wily, dogged Chris Hughton and the bearded Iberian applier of science, Nuno Espirito Santo. Brighton’s Glen Murray is uncertain to start, and will certainly be missed if he doesn’t, while Wolves will look to respond to last week’s defeat to Watford. Arguably the pick of the 3.00 o’clock kick-offs. Draw.

FULHAM vs BOURNEMOUTH
What a start Bournemouth have made. One place outside the top five and 17 points banked. Fulham’s charge to the top division last season offered their fans much hope, indeed expectation, for this season, but that energy has gone awol as they sit third from bottom. Eddie Howe will be sniffing for another three points at the Cottage today. Chances are he’ll get them. Away win.

LIVERPOOL vs CARDIFF CITY
David and Goliath, Jurgen and Colin. Well, Cardiff have got a win, but where will their next three points come from? Not from Anfield, you’d think. Should be routine for Liverpool, with complacency presenting far more potent opposition than their visitors. Home win.

SOUTHAMPTON vs NEWCASTLE
Speaking of the provenance of points, Newcastle fans must be shaking their heads in fury and wonder at the sight of their great club on its knees. For all their frailties, the Saints must fancy all three points today particularly with home advantage. St Mary may prove more welcoming to Mike Ashley, should he attend, than St James. Loyal Barcodes will be hoping the latter is processing their order of celestial wrath for their club’s owner. Home win.

WATFORD vs HUDDERSFIELD TOWN
Huddersfield are trying, trying, trying, and you can’t fault their dogged determination. But three points from a quarter of the season is not on the road map to staying in the Premier League. Watford’s sights are set on higher things, however unlikely that seems. It will be a considerable surprise, a shock of sorts, if this doesn’t go absolutely to form. Home win.

LEICESTER CITY vs WEST HAM UNITED (1730 ko)
Jamie Vardy has a stomach complaint, but nothing that a good bowl of prunes for lunch can’t clear up. In August, Claude Puel was among the favourites for the first sack of the season, but he’s done well to confound his naysayers. Yet his Leicester side remains an enigma. They’re capable of turning it on and taking three points when least expected, but also of screwing up big time. Sound familiar? Of course it does. You’d expect Antonio to take Yarmolenko’s spot and perhaps that isn’t such a bad thing today assuming he turns up. We need a strong runner to take on the Foxes’ defence, which has conceded more than ours. This could easily go any of three ways and much depends on which is the hungrier set of players. It’s tempting to go for the draw, but giving into temptation is pure weakness. Away win.



*Did you use your fingers to count the syllables? 😉

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

Sydney_Iron 6:01 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Wolves
Fulham and Bournemouth to draw
Liverpool
Southampton
Watford
WEST HAM..........

jfk 8:32 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Great read coffee as always.when you look at the line ups today it's hard to believe all the teams are in The Premiership,although I Pretty much go with your predictions.
We obviously need a win.I'm not going got a family do in fucking Surrey (herself's
side)which I can't avoid,all Chelsea wankers.
I'm driving for once,we won't be hanging around long.

Sven Roeder 8:43 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Vardy is fit but apparently dropped to the bench as Puel likes to pick players who have trained all week.
Mrs Vardy has been liking anti Puel tweets

Fairly underwhelming fixtures today apart from the MASSIVE game at Leicester.

Westham67 8:50 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Morning coffers

BWA -Wolves -Home Wolves are over their promotion run

Fulham v Bournemouth - Away ( David Brooks 21 class)

Bin dippers v Welsh Cunts -Home

Saints v Geordies- Both have equally dire home and away form respectively .Draw

Waftord- Huddersfield Home

King Power (Thailand) v Us Away win 3-2

Westham67 8:54 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Midddleton is class

Westham67 8:55 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
*Middleton

Coffee 9:58 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Pippa? Who does she play for?


jfk - thanks!

happygilmore 10:03 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
expecting 4 draws

Westham67 10:25 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Maddison ffs

Feed Me Chicken 10:28 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Gotta get at least a point today or else we’re gonna be starting to seriously look behind us again.

Sven Roeder 10:29 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Lose today and it’s 7 out of 10
Which is SHIT however you dress it up with hard luck excuses.

geoffpikey 11:16 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Due to insanity of wife, will be watching Bohemian Rhapsody film and miss The Game.

Expecting the Hammers To Fall.
We Aren't The Champions
Pellegrini Under Pressure
What? Don't Stop Me Now...

Bastards

gph 1:42 Sat Oct 27
The 50-30-20 rule
Or last season, the 49-29-22 rule: 49% of PL games were won by the home side, 29% by the away side and 22% were drawn.

Does this inform anyone's predictions?

(We won approx 37% of our home games and 16% of our aways, draws being 32% home and away)

gph 1:47 Sat Oct 27
Re: The 50-30-20 rule
(Wiki for the overall PL stats, calculated the West Ham ones based on westhamstats.info)

charleyfarley 1:56 Sat Oct 27
Re: The 50-30-20 rule
Cheers Coff

Coffee 2:08 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
geoffpikey 11:16 Sat Oct 27

We are the champions?

pdcwhu 2:16 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Well said Mersin,What Success, he asks Stelling

Takashi Miike 2:23 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
listening to t'radio earlier, all is not well at leicester, with albert steptoe causing friction with the manager. it could be a very good time to play them

twoleftfeet 6:36 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Hughton is the new Allardyce

Absolutely shocking football, I’d rather be relegated than watch that shit.

Tomsdad 6:43 Sat Oct 27
Re: Saturday football
Good effort Coffee.

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